Revolutionary and technological regards,
Red Andy
Bringing you my humorous bitterness, so you don't have to get it yourself.
Living in Droitwich, a town of little interest in England, Red Andy observes the world around him with the trained eye of an amateur looking to get a few cheap laughs on the Internet. His observations about those people and things with which he interacts will make you cringe and cry at the same time. Sometimes, they might make you laugh. But not much.
Red Andy's hobbies are making music, which he does with varying degrees of success, and a somewhat inexplicable (boring) fascination with the natural world. Red Andy despises a lot of things, but the main ones are (in no particular order) Creationism, First Buses, and the Countryside Alliance.
Professionally, Red Andy works part-time at a grocery store, and sometimes even gets paid. The rest of his time he spends studying for A-Levels at Worcester Sixth Form College, riding on buses and thinking up clever ways to finish sentences while exercising the linguistic technique of hyperbole.
The new visitor to this, termed the Waste of Space as a reasonably accurate description of its effect on the servers of the good people at Blogger, will be underwhelmed by the poor entertainment quality of this blog. But sometimes people like garbage - and if you are one of those people, Red Andy dearly hopes you will enjoy this blog.
Revolutionary regards to all visitors.
"...he's supposedly funny or something." - Tom Rouse
"The caffeine-related bitterness everyone likes a bit of." - The Faerie of Serendipity
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