Snow joke....

Greetings, Internet wanderers,

Those of you in possession of a) eyes and b) windows will not have failed to notice the curious weather condition that is, I am told, affecting most of the British Isles today. Don't panic - the mysterious white powder coating your houses and cars is just snow, not anything else.

For me the snow is a mixed blessing. On the one hand, I'm not going to college today (although it is alleged to open at 10:10, I won't be able to get there thanks to the glorious ineptitude of First Buses.) This is great because, aside from it being the last day of the half term, it means I can spend the day catching up on things I haven't been able to do in the last week or so (like staring inanely out of the window.) Unfortunately I got up before I heard that I couldn't get into college, so staying in bed like a normal person wasn't really an option.

On the other hand, however, I spent about four hours last night finishing off my Chemistry coursework, which is due in today. You can now add to the list of "things Red Andy hates" such delightful entities as yeast, enzymes, catalase, hydrogen peroxide, kinetics, two biochemists called Michaelis and Menten, and the whole subscience of rates of reaction. The point is, had I known I'd be getting the day off college, I wouldn't have bothered - I'd have done it today instead.

Looking out of the window, I can see it's still snowing quite a lot out there. I imagine some people are already outside, building snow men and throwing lumps of ice at one another. Those people are mentally retarded. I prefer to stay inside, remain warm and drink coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. Mmmmmmmmm.

Later on I must venture outside to work. Hopefully it'll have stopped snowing by then, and I won't slip embarrassingly and fall on my arse. If I do, I'll be sure to post pictures.

Revolutionary and wintry regards,

Red Andy