Whether you are a dedicated follower of Red Andy's ramblings, or have stumbled mistakenly across this page during your routine Google search for "coffee + buses + bitterness," or have heard about my blogs through the roommate of a heavily bearded man you once met on a tram in Cheadle (note: there are no actual trams or tram networks in Cheadle), I welcome you to this, the third incarnation of Red Andy's Waste of Space.
A heavily bearded man you once met on a tram in Cheadle
The first two incarnations of this blog were incorporated into MSN Live Spaces, formerly MSN Spaces, formerly the glint in Bill Gates' idealistic eye. During this period, I waxed lyrical about things of such importance as coffee, buses, drunks at bus stops, coffee, work, buses, cold callers, coffee, rising bus fares, college, work, coffee and work. For some reason, a small group of sadistic Internet users actually found these tedious tirades amusing, and urged me to continue.
For some (other) reason, which I do not know - although it doubtless involved no longer giving a s**t about blogging - I stopped in the middle of the year. However, now I have taken the decision to impose my anecdotes on the rest of the world, in the hope that someone, somewhere, will have enough pity upon me to leave me a comment - even if it is just to tell me to shut up.
This, then, stands as the first message in what will hopefully be a long-lived record of my life, the universe and - well - everything. May you return, by accident or - God forbid - on purpose, and enjoy your short stay here.
Revolutionary and welcoming regards,
Red Andy
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